BODY ZONE!

Have you been having problems with your body parts recently?
do you feel like your body isnt responding like it used to?
You need to come to BODY ZONE! Here we have all the body parts that you been aching so hard to get!
Say your stomach wont tolarate alcohol like it used to. 2 bottles of wine and its starting to complain!
Well come to BODY ZONE where we can immediately transplant you the stomach of an 8 year old taiwanese kid who had nothing to live for!
Its not just good for you! Youre helping to end the suffering of millions of poor kids in the third world living under one gram of ashes a day!
Dont think twice come to BODY ZONE right now!